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xlions_roarx sent me this. Two words: Tee... Heeee!!!

( lj cut to the awesome... )

Has anyone here heard of cirque du soleil? It's incredible. It totally wakes u up to how incredible mankind can be. It's almost spiritual and very very inspiring! It just goes to show you the power of the human mind & spirit.

And now for something a little more serious...

Firstly, I would like to draw attention to the title of this movie: 'M. Butterfly.' The 'M' which stands for Madame was probably trimmed into just the M because in French, M. is the abbreviation for Monsieur. Appropriate and clever, no?

Secondly, M. Butterfly is a story about two very flawed human beings. French Diplomat, Rene Gallimard fell in love with a lie. So mad was his passions that the phrase 'Love is Blind' is particularly true. The beautiful, mysterious, Peking opera singer, Song Liling became not only the 'white devil's' image of the tragic heroine Madame Butterfly, she let him go on believing in these fantasies. So complex and thorough was 'her' deception that she became not only his 'butterfly, she was his soulmate, his wife and (he thought) the mother of his child. What he didn't know however was that Song Liling was a Communist spy sent to pry secret information about the French embassies dealings, particularly those regarding the war with Vietnam... oh and that she wasn't exactly the 'woman' he thought she was, she wasn't a woman at all.

Song Liling never expected to fall in love with Rene Gallimard when she became a spy. Out of duty to China, she was serving the revolution by seducing Gallimard and prizing important information out of him. Rene fell in love the first moment he laid eyes on what he referred to as 'the Chinese equivalent of a diva.' Extremely intelligent, witty yet mirthless, graceful, modest and stunningly beautiful, Song Liling is 'the perfect woman', or at least she would be were it not for one insignificant detail... she's a he!

An important message from this movie seems to be the role-reversal between submissive Oriental heroine and the white man who gets said girl.

R. Gallimard: 'You made me see the beauty of the story, of her death. It's, it's pure sacrifice. He's not worthy of it, but what can she do? She loves him so much. It's very beautiful.'
S. Liling: 'Well, yes, to a Westerner. '
R. Gallimard: 'I beg your pardon?'
S. Liling: 'It's one of your favorite fantasies, isn't it? The submissive Oriental woman and the cruel white man.'

( Song Liling... )

( Love Scene... )

( M. Butterfly unmasked... )

Song Liling: 'Under the robes, beneath everything, it was always me. Tell me you adore me.'
Rene Gallimard: 'How could you, who understood me so well, make such a mistake? You've shown me your true self, and what I love was the lie, perfect lie, that's been destroyed.'
Song Liling: 'You never really loved me.'
Rene Gallimard: 'I'm a man who loved a woman created by a man. Anything else simply falls short.'

( MV! Watch to see the stunningly beautiful John Lone in action! )

So I had a complete Dumbass moment two days ago when I was switching the DVD's in the DVD player.

I took out 'Drake & Josh' and put 'Money from Home' in so I could get my mom to watch it (cuz she's getting pretty savvy with the Martin & Lewis camp now and I made her a believer, yay me's!) but a nano second between replacing the DVD's my mind goes blank and I see 'Money from Home' in the player and I'm thinking, "How'd that get there?" ... like, der... loser 8P

And last night I lost soooooo much sleep because 1) of a gay film starring Jeremy Irons and asian actor John Lone and it took me for goddamn ever to realize John Lone was right friggin in front of me! Meanwhile, I'm watching this movie thinking, 'Ok, I'm only watching this movie because I love John Lone and I thought he was a main character, so where is he?!' and 2)... yeah, that's about it.

Well, doi to me! What was the reason I had so much trouble figuring it out? Because I didn't expect John Lone to be playing the girl! But yeah, that's another idiot moment out to me because any self-respecting person woulda figured there's some drag in a queer film...

( Proof of my Idiocy Under Link... )

On a brighter note I really like this film! Called 'M. Butterfly', and based off a true story that takes place in Communist China. It's about a French diplomat who falls madly in love with a man dressed as a woman who is actually a spy... oolala...

The best part is how the movie initially pokes fun at the opera Madame Butterfly (which I hate)... about a teenage Geisha named Butterfly (of all the frilly...) who lets herself be taken in by a western man who wants to marry her but he isn't serious, gets her pregnant then ditches her so he can go marry a western woman instead and then Butterfly kills herself. Hohum...

Now, in all fairness if Butterfly had been, oh let's say, a white cheerleader (as the film was so nice to point out) and had married an Asian man instead and these events played out like so, she'd be a complete idiot right? ::raises hand::

So in this film, the French Diplomat Rene Gallimand is a complete idiot because, first of all, he fell in love with a Chinese spy, not only that, the love of his life was not the woman ::cough:: he thought 'she' was... in other words, we white people are really f*cking stupid and to further prove it, just look at me ;3

(I even looked dumbass up on urban dictionary. If you read the first definition then you will truly understand the irony.)

I'm completely in love with this film however, which you probably wouldn't have guessed from my previous bout of cynicism above. I actually lost a lot of sleep over this movie and I freaking adore John Lone now when the only thing I've seen him in before was Rush Hour 2! Hands down, he's my fav Asian actor... booyah! M. Butterfly hasn't recieved all that many good reviews over the internet but again, man in drag+homosexual love+interracial couple isn't exactly considered orthodox, is it?

Plus for some reason completely unknown to me, a lot of people commenting to one of those disapproving articles couldn't stop talking about Star Trek... I'm sorry, it's just I thought  deep space, saving the universe, Enterprise crashing into aliens and weirdness every five seconds was substantially different from Communist China, Western supremacy, geisha fatales and tragic homosexual love stories, etc... oh wait, technically Star Trek IS a tragic heart-wrenching homosexual love story... well it makes perfect sense now...

But then again, what does a certified Dumbass know? o.O

( Oh yeah, I see it... )

Ok, so I was watching 'Money from Home' last night with jerluvsdean and magpie_05. Soooooo much flippin' awesome XD

Limitless moments!!!

I mean, it had everything! Jerry dressed as a harem girl! Jerry being chased by another man! Jerry and Dean IN BED! Jerry on TOP of Dean IN BED! And at the very end, Dean asked Jerry to marry him X3 eeee, sure it was 'subtext' but we all know what they was really doing! I always knew they were married X3333

Probably never to be finished Talladega fanfic I started and dug up out of the recesses of my computer XD hilarious... I especially love how I did Reese at the very end!

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( ficcie... )

I recently dug up this very short drabble buried deep inside my computer somewhere and realized how cute it was. I thought maybe I'd post it.

Warning: No plot, no smut, just humor... :-)

Inspired by a certain Colgate Skit, the boy's early history in Atlantic City and... a Penny Lick.

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( A Penny Lick )

lol, and this one XD


and dont forget this!

Pleeeeeaz take a peek at this vid, it's only a couple seconds long, rlly and it is just the best thing ever! Even though the film quality is poor the love just comes gushing on out!<33 ... ^___^

 

Don't you just love how sweet they are! Such kisses! X3

 

 

This news article says that during filming of new Bruno movie Sacha's leg was broken and its uncertain whether it was an accident or if he was assaulted.

'He is now hobbling around on crutches after apparently breaking a leg. His aides refused to say whether he had had an accident - or been assaulted by one of his prank victims.'

oh, and the films to be released in October! 8D

Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence of a Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt.


Semi Pro comes out tomorrow, bitches!!! YEZZZZ!<333

That's right, Will! Flaunt it, baby!

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Now for some more pictures of Will here with some guy named Ben and looking uber couply<3

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I know its not Chris or Sacha or Jon but still u have to admit this is adorable! Ah... hey, Will? Where'd ur wedding ring go? >>


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I found this while juggling between cleaning, writing fanfiction and listening to Sacha Baron Cohen sing 'I like to Move it, move it! I like t move it, move it!' XD but omg, Sacha looks soooo gay here!

I'd recognize those legs and teeny-weeny tight pants anywhere XD

I've been wanting to write this for two years but school zaps all my writing time XD so here's to a future filled with lots of slashy writings... whoot!

Disclaimer: This is like one of many I want to write, based off the history of the Romanovs and the very, very gay Prince Felix Yusupov. This is based off fact, he used to sneak out every Saturday night dressed in his mother's finest clothes and sing in French at a nightclub called The Aquarium -- just like any good lil drag queen would! And one time Edward VII fell head over heels so, no one's saying it didn't happen but if it did, here's my depiction so... yay! XD

Warning: Slash... as if you didn't already know!

Pairing... so far: Edward/Felix

Tell me what you guys think! It'd mean a lot to me :3 don't worry, Dean and Jerry slash coming soon... and ah, pic of the Queen in question here on Queerdar...  and omg, look at his mother's dress <<;

hmm... this kinda weirded me out when i first saw it but on the other hand I was like, 'There, ya see? Dean was so pretty that other men just can't resist joining in on the pretty...ness' ... :)

and now for something completely different....

Aren't they ADORABLE? They just keep flirting with each other X3 I absolutely love Mohamed Mounir (the skinny one) he's such a supporter for World Peace and incredibly sweet .... did I mention his incredibly fay hand movements? Come on, watch it... ya know you want to :3



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That's like the third time Jimmy caressed Will's face in this skit, completely out of the blue of course and in no way correlating to the actual plot seeing as Jimmy is *supposed* to be floiting with Drew Barrymore... what can I say, Will's just too goddamn sexy to pass up... sorry Drew, maybe next time...



The ladies are having trouble keeping a straight face... can't blame them. Not only do these boys look like they're gonna started pounding native drums soon, William as good as said himself:

Will: 'We should mention that although the waters above appear calm, below the surface is a frenzy of activity.'

Jimmy jumps, lifting his hands out of the water like he wasn't just using them to massage Will's knees a moment ago.... suuuure Jimmy, it's not like your obviously gay or anything... pfft

Will (continued): "Hands groping, fingers fluttering, thighs twitching in the anticipation of love-making that will take place in this hot tub... in less than fifteen minutes."

X.x ::dies::

When Jimmy jumps to get out of the pool, you can clearly see Will not only restraining Jimmy from going, but also massaging him from beneath the surface of water... oo lala...

Then this happened...

Another candid Will/Chris moment... lol

Made by magpie_05  

I crazy love this MV! *___* Warning: Butabicest - BTW, no one seemed to know where my first movie quote came from: 'Before anything comes out you suck on it. It's really fun!" OK, ok... that was a Roxbury quote said by Will and both he and Chris had a good in-movie laugh after he said it so yes, it really was that doity...
 
Nothing like a blatant pic of Chris in drag...



HAHA! Cute! Boyfriends! X3 Chris sitting in Will's lap... yay! (Assuming that that's really Chris... even so, it's adoiable ;3)

Nicked from </a></b></a>zoicite.

1. Pick 10 of your favourite movies.
2. Pick a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totes cheating. :P

Hint: There's a whole mess of quotes from Will Ferrell movies... and yes, for one of the movies I put down two quotes... I couldn't help it. BTW, there are SO many good quotes out there! How can I only pick ten?!

1.
"Before anything comes out you suck on it. It's really fun!"
~Night at the Roxbury (yes, I caved... the movies too gay to be ignored!)

2.
"If you're an average girl than I've been dating boys."

3.
"First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
~Elf

4.
I) "We're actors! We're the opposite of people!"

II) "I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."

5.
"Nothing breaks up a team faster than..."
"-Herpes!"
~Blades of Glory

6.
"I've never taken care of anyone. But if you got sick, I'd take care of you."
"Then I'll get sick."

7.
"If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.
~Ali G Indahouse

8.
"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?"
~Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby

9.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?"
~Zoolander

10.
"He's having a stroke-!"
"What?"
"-Of Genius!"
~The Producers

Cute! More sailor pics!



This one is from magpie_05 I just love it so much I wanted to post it >^_^< Jerry sure did love them older fellas....